You probably don’t need any more reasons to avoid the lousy junk food served up by the moonbats running Burger King, not after feminist fries and the way it encouraged sociopathsto throw its milkshakes at Brexit supporters. But just in case:
A select group of Burger King customers now have a safe new way to enjoy their Whoppers — and make a fashion statement in the process.
It’s all thanks to the chain’s all-new “social distance crowns,” which are designed to help in-store customers stay six feet apart from one another.
Available in Germany, where the social distance crowns may have to compete with pool noodle hats:
If 39 million Americans hadn’t been thrown out of work, this whole farce would almost be funny.
On a tip from Adam.