99% of all knife attacks in Germany are committed by migrants who allegedly have 100% a German first name. How to manipulate the statistics in the German Democratic Republic 2.0:

A member of parliament of the AfD party in the Saarland has received a list from the police of the first names of perpetrators of crimes in which a knife was used. The results: Michael (24 cases), Daniel (22 cases), Andreas (20 cases).Now one wonders why in 99% of the cases the police always are searching for a southerner or a man with a dark complexion in connection with a knifeman? Are the victims blind or are we, as with so many reports these days, being fooled?

Witz des Jahres: Michael, Daniel und Andreas sind die häufigsten Namen bei Messerstechern